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Analysed; Rimmer's Shocker

As everyone knows, the most shocking performance of Monday night belonged to Laurence Hall aka Arnold Rimmer aka Mr Chumbley-Warner aka Fagin aka Screech.

Here on chrisscull.com we've attempted to analyse exactly why Rimmer failed to turn up when it mattered.

Screech was virtually non-existent in a tense first half that saw Pone Rovers come in at the break one-nil up thanks to a Scull penalty.  You may have seen him bumbling round the pitch taking twice as many steps as is necessary- many a chuckle was had at this Mr Chumbley-Warner impression, until it was realised he was not doing it as a joke.  As the half time whistle rang out, Fagin sprinted, like his life depended on it, in order to maximise his intake of the ribena and oranges provided by Scull (free of charge) and the free orange juice provided by the club.

Once he'd had his fill, including the stocking of his doggy bag, Hall then began to demand a change to the formation- he demanded more people up front despite the fact that 90% of the first half possesion had been within our final third.  Despite the initial reaction of laughing off Mr Chumbley-Warner's suggestion, his insistence resulted in the discussion of who exactly could play up front.  Several names were banded about until Tom said "he wants to play up front himself!".

Much laughter was had at the mere thought of this suggestion, Scull said "that whole thing was to get you to play up front?", Hall shrugged his shoulders (in the manner he used to do when it was his round) and said "well...".  Again, the laughter continued until Scull demanded Stetzel play up front for the second half as he was the far superior performer.

Unfazed, Fagin continued his abysmal display in the second half, causing many to comment as to whether he had even touched the ball.  Additionally, Hall was apparently attempting to get the referee's email, silencing any Rovers protest to a referee's decision by shouting "he's not going to change his mind!".  The referee retorted "I will change my mind in a minute", the two apparently now flirting.

At full-time Hall, his brother, and Charlie, disappeared just as he had in the game, in an attempt to avoid paying for the shirts Scull, Tomlin, and Daly had spent the weekend making.  He had tried to hang around for the free sandwiches but couldn't risk being caught by Scull.  He has since insisted he was never told to bring money (despite alerts via text and on the web), he also stated he didn't have any money on him (to which I replied he shouldn't have come then), and finally that he couldn't pay because his dad beats him like a b*tch.

Meanwhile, Danny Baker has requested footage of the match for his latest video 'The Scarlet Hallernell; Gaffs and Disappearing Acts from the legendary Lawrence 'Rimmer, Screech, Chumbley-Warner' Hall'.

Greg's Player Ratings

Right back Gregory Anthony has posted in his match ratings for the match against the FA;

Liam - 9* Star man - Man of the match.
Mal - 7
Pete - 6
Greg - 7
Hall (s) - 6
Charlie - 6
Tom - 7
Jaques - 7
Hall (L) - 5
Darren - 1
Mark - 7/8
Rob - 8
Scull - 7
Daly - 6

The Final Score at Chalk Lane

The FA 1 - 1 Pone Rovers Fc
Unknown, 70  

Scull (Pen), 33

Full match report to follow...

SHOCK NEWS: JAQUES SIGNS!!

Just hours before kick off Pone Rovers have swooped to make an amazing emergency signing; Thursday night captain 'Double J' James 'Joker' Jaques.

James takes the vacant number 16 shirt.  Pone Rovers Chairman Chris Scull said of the transfer;

"We're delighted the paperwork has been rushed through and we can't wait to see some of that infamous Jaques grit, and hear some of that infamous Jaques whinging".

Jaques said of the transfer;

"Yeah do I get an entry on the site!  You know how to spell Jaques?"

We all look forward to seeing Jackques play this evening.

Itinerary;

On the eve of the big game- this is the last update of the site before kick off.  Below is the itinerary.

  • 5.30-5.45pm - Arrive at Chalk Lane
  • 5.50pm - New manager Chris Scull names the refreshed starting line up, along with new tactics and formation.
  • 6.00-6.20pm - Brief pre-match warm up
  • 6.20pm-6.30pm - Final team talk and recital of Mel Gibson's 'Braveheart' speech.
  • 6.35pm Kick off.
  • 7.15pm Half time - Oranges and tea.
  • 8.15pm Full time- sandwiches and to the post-match bar.
  • 9.15pm + who knows...

Friendly Results

Pone Rovers Thursday night friendlies have produced some positive results of late- two ten nil victories in consecutive weeks followed by a battling performance against Chadwell Whites last Thursday which ended with a Simmonds hat-trick and 4-3 win for Rovers.

The recent performances bode well for the big game on Monday.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Umbro Kit Deal Complete

Umbro will manufacture Pone Rovers kit for the tie against the FA on Monday.  The design appears above and includes the 'Team Pone' badge of honour, and mini Pone Rovers emblem at the bottom of each number.  Each player must bring £6 to cover the cost of the kit- which also consists of dark shorts and white socks (not provided).

A vacant number 6 shirt will be kept spare for last minute signings.

CLUB STATEMENT: BOB RESIGNS

Pone Rovers would like to formally confirm that manager Bob Owen has had his contract terminated by mutual consent.

Due to a family bereavement Bob has ceased his managerial duties and withdrawn from the squad.

As a result, Chris Scull has taken on the burden of management and added;

"I would like to personally thank Bob for all his hard work so far, and state on the record what a shame it is that he can't be there on the day.  I'm sure everyone will be going all out on the night to ensure we gain a victory to dedicate to his honour."

LINE UP ANNOUNCED

Pone Rovers FC will line up as follows next Monday evening;

  • Gk: L. Williams

  • DR: G. Anthony

  • DL: P. Tomlin

  • DC: M. Tuohy

  • DC: D. Bag

  • MR: L. Hall

  • AML/FC: R. Tromans (Direct Free kicks)

  • DMC: D. Daly

  • AMC: T. Jennings (VC) (Corner kicks) (Indirect free kicks)

  • AMC/FC: M. Simmonds (Direct Free kicks) (PK)

  • ST: C. Scull (C)

  • SB1: S. Hall

  • SB2: D. Stetzel

  • SB3: R. Owen (pmgr)

Bob's Teamtalk

Pone Rovers FC boss Bob Owen has presented his exclusive notes just 24 hours before he is due to name his side for the match against the FA on March 6th.

Bob's team will be named at 9am Wednesday morning from the squad to your right, and follows weeks of training and preparation.

Certain parts of Bob's transcript have been edited to prevent the squad being revealed before tomorrows announcement.

Here, in full, is Bob's emotional notes ahead of the match versus the FA;

"I have spoken to most of you about the team one way or another over the past couple of weeks and as for subs, it is a ‘roll on/roll off’ system decided by me which means those selected to start on the bench will get just as long as everyone else on the field. 3 key factors will decide who comes off and when. 

  • Effort

  • Ability

  • Fatigue

    •

    This is pretty self explanatory, but just in case I will be bringing off people who aren’t trying hard enough (i.e not tracking back when they lose the ball), people who are looking tired, or simply people who are playing s**t or struggling to cope with their given role. If you are brought off you will get back on unless, of course, you come off towards the end.

    Discipline:

    Substitutions:

    My experience at Powerleague tells me this is the most challenging task I face. There is a ref so ignoring your name being called because you don’t want to come off is not going to work. I’m not in the business of making idle threats, you’re my friends and I love you. But appreciate that I don’t have an easy job, its me making the tough decisions and I can understand you all want to play as long as you can- but I wont be taking any s**t. If you want to give it the 'Barry McGuigan' because you have been brought off, you won’t be going back on.

    Team Selection: 

    Please bear in mind the managers position was vacant for a number of weeks before I accepted. I appreciate that most of you are more experienced footballers and technically superior to myself, therefore your constructive comments are welcome. However by shying away from the role, you surrendered your right to criticise, complain, or make demands. What I'm trying to say is; if you think you could do a better job then maybe you should have had the stones to take it and not complain when someone else does. 

    I have reason for choosing each person I have chosen and in each position. For those of you who look at it and say ‘that’s not our strongest team’- well that’s why I’m manager and you’re not. We have just 2 players who play 90 minutes of football on a weekly basis. We have 6 smokers and 1 recent quitter. It’s a fact that as a team we are not fit enough. This is not Powerleague; Powerleague is a sprint, this is a marathon and I expect to be faced with a lot of fatigue. I guarantee I will be making the most of the roll on roll off substitution system and will be changing people and positions accordingly. Also, as you can imagine, I have had a lot of opinion from almost everyone. For everyone to play in the position they think they are ‘best at’ we would now be playing a goalkeeper, 4 central midfielders, a left winger and 5 strikers. Again; if you think this works then that’s why you are not manager. 

    I'd like to finish by saying I want a whole unit to go out on that field on Monday, not a team of individuals who want to get as much out of the match for themselves as possible; that will not win any matches. If we can pull this off, it will be a great triumph for Pone Row but it will only happen by working together. Please offer your full support to the team.

    God bless,

     

     

    Bobsy ‘The gaffer’ Owen"

    Directions to Chalk Lane

    Pone Rovers FC players can find a map of Chalk Lane HERE.  For those traveling straight from work, the ground is a two minute walk from Cockfosters Station on the Piccadilly line.  For those wanting a lift, there may be limited spaces available for those wanting to meet at my house by 5pm- contact me for further details.

     

    Training Attendance

    Exempt;
    • Eoin Lynch (live miles away)
    • Robert Tromans (Gallactico)

    All sessions;

    • Liam Williams
    • Gregory Anfony Rude Buoy
    • Mark Simmonds
    • Chris Scull (c)
    • Thomas Jennings
    • Malachy Tuohy

    Everyone else at least one session.

    Smog Breaks Leg

    Pone Rovers FC's Thursday night captain Thomas Smoggyi is out of the game on March 6th with a broken leg.  It was hoped that 'Smudger' may yet play some part in the tie; but the broken leg puts this farcical spectacle into some perspective.

    Everyone wishes Tom a speedy recovery.

     

    Hall's Top 5 Funniest Moments

    Pone Rovers FC's number 87 Lallence Horl sends in his top 5 funniest moments and here they are, (right click and 'Save Target As');

    TOP 5 FUNNIEST MOMENTS

    PRESS RELEASE

    'Hilarious' Kit Idea Suggested

    "Where did you get that shirt?" the girls chuckle- the sort of chuckle that lets a man know its time to get his pimp on. 

    This is the future that could await you, brilliant I know.  But an early proposal could be that we get t-shirts made on the cheap with the club crest emblazoned on the front.  Just imagine the admiration that would follow you as the proud wearer of a Pone Rovers Football Club t-shirt?

    And what better way to remember your first and only appearance at Chalk Lane?

    I have no idea of the price, but I don't think we'd be looking at more than £5 a man.  I'll see what kind of support this idea gets before moving any further.

    Club Badge Presented

    The club has presented its club badge after days of consultation.  The badge represents all the club means to its fans and it supporters.  It is also a reminder of our transitory existence as ambassadors of the club, as well as what we came from and what we are yet to become. 

    It is also blue.

    It took me 10 minutes to do which has cost every British tax payer approximately 0.000000036p each.  I think its worth it.

    Scull: My boys aren't scared of FA trash-talk

    Caretaker boss Chris Scull has said his players won't be effected by yesterday's damning indictment by FA supremo Glenn Lavery, saying;

    "my players won't be effected".

    However, Lavery's most shocking comments were not referred to in yesterday's article.  Slander aimed at controversial midfielder Thomas Jennings question the said players ability to react in a state of terror with regard to the match ahead;

    "I can see the fear in Jennings eyes already - he looks all wooden in the photo [pictured left], like a conker"

    Jennings has refused to comment on Lavery's attack so far, presumably as he wants to do his talking on the pitch.

    Meanwhile the club has had to field demands from players for a kit.  The club has not considered such a proposal as yet, but if players insist, then plans would be made to provide one through kit sponsors 'PonaWear'- at a cost of course. 

    EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW; With FA Star Lavery

    In an exclusive interview for Pone Rovers FC, FA starlet Glenn Lavery has upped the ante by making some shocking claims.  When asked about the impartiality of the referee, Lavery did little to appease any fears Pone Rovers fans may have;

    "You're not going to like this, but we provide the ref - he's FA qualified (handy) but he is fair. Ish."

    Lavery also taunted Rovers players about a rumoured white suit pitch inspection before the kick off;

    "You're more than welcome to inspect the pitch. Just make sure you get there for 6.15pm so it gives you time to change and warm-up, because boy will you need it."

    But Lavery's final comments are sure to rattle even the most passive Pone player into combat mode;

    "There's no point in the Treasury (aka Trinity Sixth Form 2001) turning up on 6th March. They'll be embarrassed beyond recognition."

    "Their tactics come courtesy of the council, their kits are made by George at Asda, Chris Scull's got polio and Robert Tromans [pictured] (if that is his real name) has got the touch of a baby elephant."

    "bring it on!"

    Chilling stuff.

    Jennings; "I'm sorry for guestbook gaff"

    At a press conference this morning Thomas Jennings has "apologised whole-heartedly" for his recent comments on the club's guestbook.  The club have accepted this apology and hope Pone Rovers can now concentrate on matters on-the-pitch.

    The matter is now closed.

    Team Name Announced; Pone Rovers FC

    With 27 days until the big kick off the club has decided upon a team name; Pone Rovers FC.

    The name has been settled upon for several key reasons.  Firstly the absence of any other suggestions- whatsoever.  Secondly it is less offensive than AFC Bangkok Chick Boys.  And thirdly its a team name that has been mentioned several times before but never used.

    A club badge will be formally presented Wednesday morning containing several important aspects of the Pone ideology; sh*t for one, hope another and finally Mango Chutney whiskas with chunks of rabbit.

    Scull on Squad

    Chris Scull has been forced to comment on recent criticism of his management of the club.  Having now assembled a squad to take on the FA, Thomas Jennings used the guestbook to anonymously criticise Scull, but Scull however will not go so low as to retaliate in a similar vein, saying;

    "We now have 14 players which, bearing in mind we have at least 9 smokers in our team, is probably still not enough to last 90 minutes.  However we'd only really move now to sign Somogyi or Rigby, and given that they don't appear to be interested, it seems unlikely"

    "I do consider Jennings' comments to be a bit harsh, but like I said I won't retaliate except to say that stupid hairy dwarf of a c*nt is starting on the bench and if he doesn't like it he can rack off- hows that for pleasing everyone?  Now bore off".

    1st Galactico Tromans Signs

     Robert Tromans has finally signed for the team without a name.  The left footed galactico, who famously fleeced Mr Stewart out of at least 4 'Sportsman of the Year' awards, agreed via text once all problems were ironed out (ie he got cover at work).

    Tromans is delighted to have signed saying;

    "I'm delighted to have signed"

     But unfortunately if you google his name in an attempt to find a photo you get a shot of this ugly mug.

    Tromans has been approved Galactico status meaning he will definitely start, doesn't have to turn up for training, and can play wherever he wants- Real Madrid style.

    Liam 'Candy The Cat' Williams is No.1

     Liam Williams, currently in The Gambia, has confirmed via text that he will be the teams goalkeeper when they face the FA on March 6th.  Williams, also known as 'The Cat' and 'Mango Chutney Whiskas with chunks of rabbit', will resume the role he left behind when AFC Pussycats played their last game 18 months ago.

    Liam also found fame on Channel 4's The Salon, after sustaining an injured finger in a 5-a-side tournament.  E4's producer had seen fit to zoom in on Liam's heavily bandaged little digit, adding insult to a non-existent injury.

    Liam takes the number 1 shirt.

    Eoin Lynch Completes Move

    Eoin Lynch has confirmed his signature for the club without a name.  The hairy Irishman has taken the number 16 shirt in honor of fellow Irish nut-job Roy Keane.

    FA beware, Lynch has been compared to George Best... in his final days.

    Guestbook Criminal Named and Shamed

    In light of recent comments on the guestbook, the club has took an unprecedented step of naming the harshest critic of the club as one Thomas Jennings. 

    As a result Tom has been banned from the guestbook with immediate effect.  Lawrence and Shawn Haul were almost banned, as was Mark Simmonds and Greg Anthony, for misuse of the guestbook.

    Teammates should be aware that Tom was responsible for the following morale destroying comments;

    Name : Chris Scull
    E-mail : Not Given
    Comments:
    Im a thick stupid c*nt, who has got all excitied about this sh*t football match. We're going to lose, as i myself am a loser and dont have neither the bottle nor the fight to be a winner. I just go through life quietly as another face in the crowd. To please everyone i have asked 16 people to play. I will play the whole match as its my team, everyone else can sod off for all i care. I have sh*t players like Pete, Daly and Mal playing, now thats going to be scary.

    Hey look, i've 'Sculled this up' already!!

    Mark is the best, Mark rules!!

    **

    Name : Tom
    E-mail : malsbird [AT] c*ckmail [DOT] com
    Comments:
    ...but seriously we are going to have 16 players, 16!!! This seriously aint gonna work. People should remember we are all selfish b*stards and using Powerleague as a shining example, no one ever wants to come off as they know they will never get back on...this is going to be a shambles. may god have mercy on our souls.

    **

    Name : Rima
    E-mail : Not Given
    Comments:
    "I love c*ck"....gguuuuuurrrhhhgghghhhh (She starts to heave, then takes one of them out of her mouth)...."i love it!!" (she puts it back in....blood is now appearing)

    **

    Name : Mal Bird
    E-mail : Not Given
    Comments:
    no but seriously i love eating sh*t off my 'boyfriends' milky flabby tits. I love fat blokes and love the c*ck.

    **

    Name : Mal Bird
    E-mail : Not Given
    Comments:
    pooh

    People are reminded that, being an IT genius, I know exactly who is responsible for every message posted, and I will not refrain from naming and shaming in future. 

    Lynch & Hall Sign, West Ham Beat Arsenal

    An inspiration to us all, underdogs West Ham defeated Arsenal 3-2, under the watchful eye of FA honcho Sven Goran-Erikson, in the pair's last ever meeting at Highbury.  The major impact this has had on team affairs is that the website has not been afforded the time to update fully.  A full update will appear tomorrow.  But to summarise in bullet points;

    • West Ham defeated Arsenal at Highbury.
    • Shaun and Lawrence Halle claim their names are spelt differently.
    • Eoin Lynch has signed taking the number 16 shirt.
    • Lawrence Halle has signed and takes the number 87 shirt.
    • FA player Glenn Lavery claims Thomas Jennings is so scared he is as wooden as 'a conker' with regard to the upcoming match with the FA.
    • Cockfosters FC confirm tea will be served at half time with sandwiches at full time (free of charge).
    • A team name must be decided by 5pm Sunday, with the club badge being presented on Tuesday at 7pm.

    A full update will appear on all of these bombshells tomorrow afternoon.  For those interested the West Ham scorers were Reo-Coker, Zamora, and Etherington.  And we won 3-2.  What an inspiration.

    Scull on Transfer Speculation

    Caretaker boss Chris Scull has said he continues to seek out fresh talent to ensure the team have enough players on March 6th.  He confirmed a deal with Liam Williams, currently in Gambia, was agreed in principle but couldn't be confirmed until Liam (seen here with his Gambian pals the one Derice, Junior, Yule Brenner, and the man Sanka) returned from his trip. 

    "Liam is our first choice stopper but if we can't get him we'll put a traffic cone in goal instead, and if we can't get one of those, Bob will go in."  he said.

    Scull also insisted a deal to sign former Leyton Orient trainer Robert Tromans, famous for claiming to have scored in every school match for 7 years, was 80% complete.  Scull suggested Tromans would be one of possibly 3 galacticos to sign;

    "Tromans is a gallactico without question.  The other two could potentially be Michael Rigby and Tom Somogyi, but as yet their agents haven't got in contact, possibly because they haven't got any or possibly because Rigby has drugged his up to the eyeballs and Smog is playing ching chang wallah with his using only rock and scissors"

    Meanwhile, Simon McGrath has ruled himself out of the squad.  His entry, quite rightly, reads;

    "I haven't played a competitive game of football for nearly five years (and i wasn't any good then) and you want me to join the squad to face the FA!? "

    The managers position is still available however...

    Big Brother falls silent, but Shaun Hall Still Signs

    Shaun Hall has signed up to take part in the match against the FA, although his brother maintains a stony and strange silence.  Shaun broke ranks at 1300 hours today to confirm his signature.  Hall the younger, seen here on the right next to his brother, is a wiley but athletic player who will hopefully add some composure to the side.  When asked if his brother has any interest in playing, Shaun stated;

    "I'm not sure, he's not in yet"

    It is hoped the Hall brothers will provide the same stability the Neville brothers afforded Man United in the 90's.  That is if they bother to turn up unlike numerous occasions before.  If they have any comment on this please leave it in the guestbook.

    Simmonds and Bob Sign!!

    The club have announced a double signing confirming the speculation that former Arsenal trainee Mark Simmonds will play on March 6th.  The flame haired forward, and former midfield partner of Stephen Sidwell, will add some creativity to the line up.

    Accompanying him in signing was former Dynamo Cuckfield stopper Bob Owen, Bob will add some humor to the team. 

    In addition to this Bob will provide a wealth of off the field tactical noose, having won several Premiership and European trophies with Southampton FC on a simulation management game.

    Bob has been allocated the number 13 shirt, Simmonds laying claim to the coveted number 11.

    Greg: Pencil Me In

    Gregory Anthony has confirmed the rumor and signed for the club still without a name.  Gregory told chairman Scull to "pencil him in".  Greg, renowned for his fearlessness and incredibly low pain threshold, is a skilful but unknown quantity.

    Scull was quick to squash rumors that Greg had argued in the past with club target Liam Williams, losing several teeth in the process, he said;

    "he [Greg] fell down the stairs"

    Speculation has followed Mr Anthony throughout his career, Greg, it is alleged, has a malformed Jeremy Beadle-esque hand.  But whatever happens expect fireworks when the teams meet on March 6th... just don't hold them in your hand Greg, your bad hand.

    Stetzel: I'm the Bestel!!

    Darren Stetzel became the first player to sign after the club began actively seeking players at 1000 hours this morning.  The enigmatic Stetzel released a statement confirming his signature via text to the chairman, which read;

    "I'm in Mr Scull.  My strike foot has been rested!"

    Having heard the news that his foot had indeed been rested, Australian builders 'Multiplex' began the construction of a 800 ft concrete wall behind each goal to protect nearby neighbors from a lethal onslaught.  A spokesman said;

    "It forms part of FIFA's recommendation regarding Mr Stetzel's partaking in football activity, and furthermore we wouldn't rule out the use of land mines by the corner flags."

    Darren takes the number 12 shirt although players and supporters are reminded that the allocation of shirt numbers is not an indication of playing position, substitute status or anything else- its just a number.

    Scull: Much Work To Do

    Chris Scull has urged fans not to get too over excited with the news that the club has made its first signings.  In the run up to the match alot of rumors have circulated suggesting players have already signed but Scull says;

    "I've had much contact with various players but once I get a chance to confirm they're in it'll be on the web that night".

    But top priority now is for the club to acquire a name, and many suggestions have already been considered.  AFC Griffendor, Bangkok Chickboys FC, and Spartak Blutak to name but a few.  A decision has to be made by Sunday and all entries must be filed to the guestbook on your left.

    Daly Completes Feverish Transfer Activity

    Damian Daly has become the fourth player to sign to complete a frenzied few hours of transfer news for the team.  Chris Scull has given Daly the nickname 'The Rock' and 'The Terminator' in the past for his assured defensive displays.  But Daly is keen to develop his role into that of a defensive midfielder, he said at a press conference this evening;

    "I want to be a defensive midfielder."

    Damian takes the number 4 shirt.

    Fee Agreed for Tomlin

    Psychopathic central defender Peter Tomlin has signed for the club without a name.  The uncompromising no-nonsense lump of a centre back- with a reputation for kicking pensioners in the eyes- learned his trade on the playground where he would use his considerable size to bully younger children in the name of football.  Peter 'The Eater' signs on a one match deal and takes the number 5 shirt.

    BREAKING NEWS: TUOHY & JENNINGS SIGN!!!

    Unnamed FC have swooped to make their first signings for the match against the FA.  The double swoop sees Irishman Malachy Tuohy and bearded Thomas Jennings join the club on one match deals with an option to extend their contracts.  Speaking at a press conference this evening, Jennings said;

    "Obviously it's an honor to be involved in such an auspicious occasion, the hard work begins here!"

    Fellow signing Malachy Tuohy used his bands lyricist to compose a message to the fans;

    "I'm delighted, so excited, I can't hide it, I may well shite it, you won't like it, but you just can't fight it".

    Malachy Tuohy has claimed the number 7 shirt, while Jennings takes the 8.  Scull said of the transfers;

    "Its good news but we're going to need alot more players than 3"

    Scull: Transfers Imminent

    Temporary manager Chris Scull has wasted no time in assuring supporters that several transfers will be announced in the coming days.  Speaking outside a phone-box Scull said:

    "Obviously getting players in is the main priority and we are working on several angles."

    News as soon as it breaks right here...

    Website Opens...

    With little over a month remaining until kick off Chris Scull has formally opened the website to publicize and organize a match against the Football Association on Monday March 6th 2006.

    The match is to be played at Chalk Lane home of Enfield's Cockfosters FC with kick off scheduled for 6:30pm.  The opposition will be made up of staff from the Football Association. 

     

    		 Director of Football: Chris Scull

    Manager:  Bob Owen

    1.  Liam Williams

    2.  Shaun Haul (& Blu Cantrell)

    3.  Gregory Anthony

    4.  Damian Daly

    5.  Peter Tomlin

    6. VACANT

    7.  Malachy Tuohy

    8.  Thomas Jennings

    9.  Chris Scull (c)

    10.  Mark Simmonds

    11.  Robert Tromans

    12.  Darren Stetzel

    13.  Bob Owen*

    16. James Jacques

    17.  Lawrence Haul

    *= No longer at the club