 Pete,
aka the man of a thousand lookalikes, is a 24 year old
'Sales Executive' (or sumfing or nufing) originally from
Hastings but now hailing from Wanstead east London, where he
lives, with four guys, who are constantly telling him he
looks like someone else.
But it appears his housemates are not the only ones who
think Pete looks like someone else, indeed his work
colleagues have compiled a 'lookalike board' which, upon the
recent introduction of 'Cogsworth from Beauty and
the Beast', appears to have got rather out of hand.
Pete has many books and likes
listening to Willie Nelson. He also runs a bit weird,
and was nicknamed Peter 'The Eater' at university due to his
intransient and relentless appetite. |
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 The
Grand Inquisa-choose-inator is the ultimate authority on
whether or not Pete bears a resemblance to the claimed 'lookalikey'.
To avoid the farce that has become the
eMAP lookalikey board, The Grand Inquisa-choose-inator
will be ruthless in tearing to shreds any lookalike claim that
is without foundation.
The Grand Inquisa-choose-inator is in a position to
get a good look at Pete's boat, and thus make doubley sure any
lookalike is of good merit.
The Grand Inquisa-choose-inator likes watching Judge
Judy, drinking a hearty cup of milkey tea, and reading up on the
socio-political crises of 18th century France.
He also ties the tails of cats
together. Just joking, but not really.
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 Please
find below, just off the top of The Grand
Inquisa-choose-inator's head, a few personalities who
automatically become CRAPL's;
- Roger Federer
- Cracker
- Eric Cantona
- Bob Mills
- Man from 'Bread' sit-com,
who went on to do 'Goodnight Sweetheart'
A slideshow celebrating these
inductees will be produced shortly. |
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Send in your lookalike
nominations to:
hello@petelookslike.com
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