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Liam's a
Sax Machine |
Chris Scull
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Friend
and fiend Liam Williams, ex-member of smash hit boy band The
Loners (fronted by Scull), returned to the stage before
Christmas for one last 'blowout' of his unique musical
sound.In front of a
packed out awning at Eoin's Christmas party Liam was back to
his best on the saxophone playing the hits 'Baker Street',
'Baker Street' and of course, 'Baker Street'.
The night ended on something of
a sour note for Liam however as his audience slowly
frittered away throughout his fifteen minute set until he
was left alone in the awning- playing (you guessed it)
'Baker St'. |
Chris Scull's of the
world all seem to have survived the Christmas period although we
are still yet to hear from many other Chris Scull's.
It has come to our
attention there are murderous Chris Scull's, carjacking Chris
Scull's, English Heritage Chris Scull's, and Hollywood Chris
Scull's but all are yet to get in contact.
Hopefully quite soon
we'll be building a better picture of how many Chris Scull's
exist and if us free Chris Scull's are indeed in the minority. |
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Tuohy Drops
a Big One |
Calm Down,
Calm Down, Calm Down |
Malachy
Tuohy, housemate and cousin of Chris Scull, sensationally
dropped his dinner last night having previously spent an
estimated 40 minutes making it.
An eyewitness at the scene Peter
Tomlin, 42, said "it was quite a mess, he got it all over
his sandals too. It looked quite nice on the plate but
not so nice spread over a 1 metre radius on the living room
floor".
Tuohy is yet to comment on the
disaster but sources claim he blames the rug on which he
tripped. A full investigation isn't planned. |
Chris Scull spent
his New Years in Liverpool surrounded by fake Lacoste
tracksuits, sovereign rings and even a chance encounter with
spritualist, medium, and mentalist Derek Acorah.
He was seen alone
although rumour has it he was on a bender with Robin Cook,
Princess Diana and Bill hellraiser Tosh Lynes.
However, it could just
be the beak talking. |
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Scull Signs
for Time FM!!! |
Scull: "Its
a major coup for them" |
Chris
Scull has sensationally signed for East London radio station
Time Fm as a match reporter on Saturday afternoons.
Scull will be covering such illustrious clubs as
Hornchurch, Thurrock, Romford, Leyton Orient, Ilford,
and Barking and East Ham United.
Scull can be heard between 3-6pm on
(almost namesake) Pat Scullion's SPORTSTIME show,
sending in his reports from around the country. |

Chris Scull spoke today
of the importance of his signing for Time Fm.
"To be honest, I don't
think they really thought they could sign someone of my stature,
but I'm gonna help them out. And of course it'll be a joy
to report from the hallowed turf of Thurrock FC's Ship Lane
Ground or Romford FC's Theatre of Dreams- the Ford Sports
Centre."
"As for what people can
expect from my match reports, well they'll just have to
listen to 107.5 Time Fm 2-7pm on Saturdays."
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Review!! |
4 Chris Scull's! There's Only
4 Chris Scull's! |
This
week's guest review comes from Holly Armitage in Essex,
England. Holly says:"my word, tell Chris
that he's a loser - that is a p*ss poor webpage.. Jesus, he
obviously has too much spare time on his hands."
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We've
found 4 Chris Scull's, and got a bio for 2. Not much info
on #4 yet, but there is an unprecedented amount of info on #3.
But how
many of us remain unaccounted? No one knows...
**UPDATE** Aussie Chris Scull (#1) has furnished us with a bio
and picture. |
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The
Old Guestbook Burnt Down. |
Bangkok
Chick Boys FC |
For
some reason the old guestbook stopped working, so here is
another guestbook.Which
will hopefully work longer than 2 weeks.
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LATEST
INFO: BCB FC strutted their stuff at Weekend at
Dave's @ Excel last week, drawing one game and winning the
other. Chris Scull stole the show, once more, with a
speculative last minute strike earning a draw in the final
game. Both matches were played on a massive bizarre inflatable
pitch. |
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With university over, its time to get a
job. At the moment I haven't accepted anything in a radio
capacity but if and when something is forthcoming I'll put it on
here. But to save in the costly shipment of CD's, and for
old listeners to hear some things again, you can download 'hilarious'
old clips right from this website. Amazing.
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Just
a collection of stuff I wrote, for various things. The 'Hounded
Out' press release, the article I wrote after meeting West
Ham's board, and anything else I can think of that might be
remotely interesting.
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Other Good Websites
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As
per the old 'Pone Row' website I'll stick a few photo's
on here if I decide they're worthy or funny enough. |
If you get bored with this one (like
that could happen) these ones help pass lots of time.
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